Monday, November 17, 2008

The Admiral, El Jeffe, Pacifico...Magnifico!

6 comments:

Tasha Riley said...

Awesome shot of the dolphin. We really need to come down and go out with you again soon!

Sailing Vessel Serenity NOW said...

Tasha you know that you are all welcome, anytime. In fact we would love to have your family who is coming to your house for Thanksgiving to down Thanksgiving weekend and go out on a day sail!! There is nothing better than a day on the ocean to soothe ones soul. Please keep it in mind as we would love to take you all out for a day sail. Love you, Susan

El Jeffe said...

At two harbors, catalina, a Nesporado was walking up the wharf carrying two at-least-three-pound live lobsters, one in each hand.

It was three weeks after the season closed! Whom should he meet at the end of the wharf but a fish and game Officer who, upon viewing the live and wiggling lobsters, says: "Well punk I got you this time - with two live lobsters three weeks after the season Closed!"

The Nesporado says, "No - My Son you are wrong! These are two trained lobsters that I caught two weeks before the season ended."

The fish and game Officer says, " Trained like how?"

"Well my son, each day I takes these two from my house down to the wharf and puts them in the water for a swim. While they swim I sits on the wharf and has me a pacifico, or two. After about 15 minutes I whistles and up comes me two lobsters, and I takes them home!"

"Likely story", the fish and game Officer says! "Lets take them on down the wharf and see if it`s true."

So, the Nesporado goes ahead of the fish and game Officer to the end of the wharf where, under supervision, he gently lowers both lobsters into the water.

The Nesporado sits on a wharf piling and drinks a pacifico then another! After about 15 minutes the fish and game Officer says to the Nesporado, "How about whistling?"

The Nesporado says " What For?"

The fish and game Officer says, " To call in the Lobsters"

The Nesporado says, " What Lobsters?"

Sailing Vessel Serenity NOW said...

Har, har...keep the the job!

Capt.

Garrett said...

Very good shot of the common white sided dolphin underwater.....If I go sailing then I can feed said dolphin with my seasickness.....Ahh Dios Mio....why do I get seasick?

Sailing Vessel Serenity NOW said...

Gar:

The Admiral took that shot off the bow. As for the sea sickness, like Yogi said, "35% of it is physical and the other 90% is mental."

Capt.